Tag Archives: love

Love Languages? Screw It.

Youse all know about Love Languages, right? According to Wikipedia, The Five Love Languages is a book by Gary Chapman, outlining the five universal ways that people give and receive love in romantic relationships. According to Oprah Winfrey’s wardrobe stylist, The Five Love Languages will change your life. When I first heard “love languages” I was like, now you’re …

Never thought Again

By John Reinhart Never thought Again would never leave – Again thought Never leaving was inevitable. They lived so forever, proving once again that you can never underestimate fatalism. Now and Then met casually with Off and On for years. The couples eventually separated into two new relationships: Now Off, Then On, as if we …

Learning the Language

By Melinda Bailey At eleven months, she still had the cleft—wide enough to cover the roof of her mouth. “That’s a very small cleft,” the surgeon said but when he saw the look on the feeding specialist’s face, he looked again. “I take that back. That’s the largest cleft I’ve ever seen. I didn’t know …