Our first commandment is this: THOU SHALT NOT LET ANYONE COMMAND YOU TO DO BULLSHT THAT MAKES YOU MISERABLE. Unless it’s your parents, we’ll keep that one—go ahead and honor your parents because you will just feel better if you do. You’ll be all, “Look at this bullsht I put up with from my parents, aren’t I a great kid?” and your friends will totally agree and then you will be happy.