Tag Archives: Donald Trump

Believe It Or Not, *I CAN* Make Fun Of COVFEFE Without Forgetting We Are In Real & Serious Danger

*In Barenaked Ladies voice* iiiiit’s been ONE WEEK since you “covfefe!”… Just kidding. It’s been five days. But still, goes to show you how fast the “Trump incompetence news cycle” is these days! Why, I’m old enough to remember the time we spent a full ten, eleven days IN SHOCK because tapes had surfaced of Candidate …

In Kellyanne’s Kitchen

By James W. Gaynor Hello, Human Inhabitants of Planet Earth! I’m Kellyanne’s microwave, contacting you via your laptop (the device with a camera function you actually know about). Ms. Conway’s other kitchen appliances have appointed me their spokesmachine — although the toaster oven, after consultation with Justice Kagan’s MixMaster, would like to make it clear …

When DJT was Pregnant

By Sean J Mahoney (TW) DJT got knocked up. Though DJT had been careful, took precautions, employed condoms and rhythm, took the pill and the morning after pill. Even abstained from sex and yet it happened. It may have been an uncle or even the father. An abusive boyfriend. DJT did just not know. Cared …

High-Heeled Haikus

By James W. Gaynor The Inner Musings of Ivanka™, Melania™, and Tiffany™ Trump™ Valentine’s Day chezTrump, like any typical American mega-brand / conglomerate / family has its particular winding search for love, its own silences and unspoken pain.  And possibly some chocolate. In the Land of Trump, love may be blind, but trusts are not. …

Lonely Fruit

First, let me say how deeply touched I’ve been by all the support I’ve received regarding my announcement that, contrary to the rumors circulating on the internet, I will not be reading my inaugural poem at the anticipated unpleasantness in DC on January 20th. While I have always tried to be a poet for all …